At the Art Gallery

Miss Paddington is in Paris and is visting "Louvren" the famous
french museum. She looks at the paintings and suddenly she says,
"Is this a dreadful painting or what! I can't belive that a
respectable place like this could have such a horrible piece of
art in its collection."

"Pardon, Madame!" one of the staff says, "But it's not a
painting, it's a mirror."