A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel
on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary.
The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you
a headstone that reads:
'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever'."
"Yeah," she replies, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone reads:
'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'"

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