1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer,
can always be found 2 hard at work in his cubicle.
Bob works independently, without 3 wasting company time talking to
colleagues.Bob never 4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees,
and he always 5 finishes given assignments on time.
Often he takes extended 6 measures to complete his work,
sometimes skipping coffee 7 breaks. Bob is a dedicated
individual who has absolutely no 8 vanity in spite of his high
accomplishments and profound 9 knowledge in his field.
I firmly believe that Bob can be 10 classed as a high-caliber employee,
the type which cannot be 11 dispensed with.
Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be 12
promoted to executive management,
and a proposal will be 13 executed as soon as possible.
Addendum: That idiot was standing over my shoulder while
I wrote the report sent to you earlier today.
Kindly re-read only the odd numbered lines.
Saturday, January 28, 2012
The Perfect Worker
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